Who's there?
Poopie! Hahaahaha!
Yeah, honey (I shake my head, disapprovingly, like the prude I am), that's not funny. "Poop" is a disgusting, yucky word.
Oh. Ok... Daddy?
Yes, sweetie.
Knock, knock.
(Sigh. I put on my game face and a genuine smile.) Who's there?
Poop, fart, pee.
(Why the heck can't I STOP laughing? Oh Gawd, make me stop!!!! I'm five years old, dangit!!)
That's it. She's ruined for life. Let that be a lesson to us all. NEVER open the door for an innocent-sounding Candygram, unless you're absolutely sure there's really candy on the other end.
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2 comments:
Well, she didn't say "poopie" per your instruction. You didn't tell her not to use any derivative thereof. Your fault as I see it.
Welp! I believe you're right...
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